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Submitted by sting Hello,Good evening and welcome to the fish house. Do you have any reservation with us this evening? Yes, we do./At 7 o’clock. And your name?/Morgan/Morgan for two, here it is. Would you like to sit inside or out on the patio? patio right.I think on the patio. I think also on the patio. Just /I’m sorry. Is it something wrong? No, it’s kind of chilly there. We just came in from outside.It’s beautiful out. It was windy earlier. I still like to sit on the patio.That’s ok. Ok,Follow me. Oh,all right. let me help with you. I can get them./I have all arms. Why do not we just sit inside? so what changed you mind? I wanna know. I don’t know. I told you it was cold and windy and that didn’t stop you./So what changed your mind now?/I wanna know. Why are you looking at him? does he know why you changed your mind? May be…you know. The patio is fine,/Ok,follow me. What are you doing? I’m trying to help you./Come here, come here next to me. Is that good?Do you see how I help you without asking u?Did you like that do you want me to do it again? No, I’m sorry.i am sorry./Ok,Just let me do my job. Ok so especial this evening,includ a sit of plant salmon and a macadamia cross the halibut with a delicious lemon butter and a rice pilaf and garden vegetables. the garden vegetables include carrots and green beans. Give me a minute, folks . I’m very dizzy. You know that, I think we are gonna go to some place else. What are you talking about?I’m on half way of the first line of steps. I just I’m not that hungry any more. why? I wanna know.Did you eat something between the door and the stairs? it just gonna be a reason or this cripple makes you lose your appetite? Maybe we can speak to a manager.great idea! why don’t I go get him for you? There’s no way we can win.//Run!//oh u bastards! Angelo/Yup,what’s up?/A couple ditched their reservation.I’m on it. hi,wait up!! 苏丹妹妹emily初稿！alicia校对,QQ群32149507协助

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By ramesh:

Its really good comedy communication between restraunt staff and Guest

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By Kantalk:

Ok so (*so our) especial this evening,includ a sit of plant (*cider plate) salmon and a macadamia cross (*crust?") the halibut with a delicious lemon butter and a rice pilaf (*pea loaf) and garden vegetables.

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By Danielle:

the first line (** flight) of steps

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By sting:

Hello,Good evening and welcome to the fish house.

Do you have any reservation with us this evening?

Yes, we do./At 7 o’clock.

And your name?/Morgan/Morgan for two, here it is.

Would you like to sit inside or out on the patio?

patio right.I think on the patio.


I think also on the patio.

Just /I’m sorry. Is it something wrong?

No, it’s kind of chilly there.

We just came in from outside.It’s beautiful out.

It was windy earlier.

I still like to sit on the patio.That’s ok.

Ok,Follow me.

Oh,all right. let me help with you.

I can get them./I have all arms.

Why do not we just sit inside?

so what changed you mind?


I wanna know.

I don’t know.

I told you it was cold and windy and that didn’t stop you./So what changed your mind now?/I wanna know.


Why are you looking at him? does he know why you changed your mind?

May be…you know. The patio is fine,/Ok,follow me.

What are you doing?

I’m trying to help you./Come here, come here next to me.

Is that good?Do you see how I help you without asking u?Did you like that do you want me to do it again?

No, I’m sorry.i am sorry./Ok,Just let me do my job.


Ok so especial this evening,includ a sit of plant salmon and a macadamia cross the halibut with a delicious lemon butter and a rice pilaf and garden vegetables.

the garden vegetables include carrots and green beans.

Give me a minute, folks . I’m very dizzy.

You know that, I think we are gonna go to some place else.

What are you talking about?I’m on half way of the first line of steps.


I just I’m not that hungry any more.

why? I wanna know.Did you eat something between the door and the stairs? it just gonna be a reason or this cripple makes you lose your appetite?

Maybe we can speak to a manager.great idea! why don’t I go get him for you?

There’s no way we can win.//Run!//oh u bastards! Angelo/Yup,what’s up?/A couple ditched their reservation.I’m on it.

hi,wait up!!

苏丹妹妹emily初稿！alicia校对,QQ群32149507协助

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